{"title":"Bags","description":"\u003cp\u003eBags, totes, backpacks, anything to carry stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003eWe all have baggage. \u003c\/b\u003eSome of us just have more literal baggage than others. I hear some of you shouting \"me, me, me\" from the back, same! Whether you’re carrying the crushing weight of your own thoughts, existential dread, your bits and bobs or a kitchen skink, I’ve got you covered. My collection of bags, totes, and backpacks range from compact to spacious and perfect for carrying daily essentials, heavy grudges, and whatever else you're trying to hide from society.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI try to be sustainable where possible, I buy backpacks and bags in 'very good' condition or 'new without tags'. Some bags are bought as new from distributors or stores. At the bottom of every listing, this is made clear if the bag is reused or new. I understand that different people want different things, where some may be looking to be more sustainable whilst others prefer new. No judgement either way. \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-not-today-bad-energy-canvas-tote","title":"The \"Not Today, Bad Energy\" canvas tote","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Not Today, Bad Energy\" canvas tote\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis tote has your back (and your shoulder), warding off bad juju and basic bitch energy, so you don't have to. With evil eyes in each corner(an ancient, powerful symbol of protection meant to stare back at the world to deflect negative energy, jealousy and bad juju) and the Soul eye in the middle (representing\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eintuition, inner depth, or rebellion—it’s about seeing beneath the surface and embracing your \"weird\" or alternative side.). \u003cspan\u003eConsider it your fashionable spiritual shield for daily life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePhoto disclaimer: The listing photos feature moments in time where my anxiety convinced me the heart patch was upside down, causing me to sew it on wrong for a photo shoot. I have pure the brain demons away (for now), remembered how basic shapes work and the actual bag you are buying is perfectly right-side up, as per the last photo.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt features 5 patches, which have all been hand sewn onto the bag. The main middle patch is embroidered black heart patch features a white gothic eye design, often marketed as a \"punk\" or \"soul eye\" style. It is surrounded by evil eyes in each corner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tote: A beige 100% canvas cotton, 280 g\/m² heavy fabric. Main closure: Secure full-length zipper across the top. Featuring 65cm(25.5in) long handles for comfortable carrying over the shoulder. Reinforced seams for strength and durability.\u003cbr\u003eSize 48cm width X 40cm height  (18.8W x15.7H inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as one-off, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis bag is new.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54257077289287,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_2026627131546646.jpg?v=1782803462"},{"product_id":"the-walking-crime-scene-market-tote-bag","title":"The 'Walking Crime Scene' market tote","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 'Walking Crime Scene' market tote bag\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAre you a member of the True Crime Club? Do you fall asleep to the sounds of murder documentaries and court trials? Are you a chaotic mix of absolute curiosity and zero chill, this crime-scene-ribbon jute tote is about to become your favorite accomplice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a tote featuring Crime Scene \/ No Not Enter ribbon in various directions, on both sides. Structured and durable natural canvas. Due to a slight translation hiccup in China, it says \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"94\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e'NO, NO ENTER', n\u003c\/i\u003eow my project doesn't look like a crime scene; it just looks like my anxiety trying to stop me from going into public. If you're as anxious as I am and a true crime fan, this could the bag for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tote: A beige 100% canvas cotton, 280 g\/m² heavy fabric. Main closure: Secure full-length zipper across the top. Featuring 65cm(25.5in) long handles for comfortable carrying over the shoulder. Reinforced seams for strength and durability.\u003cbr\u003eSize 48cm width X 40cm height  (18.8W x15.7H inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as a one-off, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis bag is new.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54259737035079,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_2026627133732291.jpg?v=1782830013"},{"product_id":"the-official-introvert-club-statement-tote","title":"The 'Official Introvert Club Statement' Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 'Official Introvert Club Statement' Tote\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo you consider canceled plans a personal victory? Is your ideal weekend spent hanging out with your pets, a good book, and as little human interaction as possible? If your social battery drains just thinking about small talk, this patch-covered tote bag is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a tote featuring hand stitched patches. 5 patches in total, 3 on the front and 2 on the back. The front has 'I'm an adult' with a person in a fetal position, 'Over thinking' and 'if you can read this you are too close'. On the back is a circle patch reading, 'The not so secret society of people who would rather be reading' and 'Shhhh...I'm introverting'. A great tote for anyone who wants to tell people to keep their distance. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% canvas cotton, 280 g\/m² heavy fabric\u003cbr\u003eIntegrated inner pocket for phone, keys, or cards\u003cbr\u003e65 cm shoulder straps for comfortable carrying\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe tote: A beige 100% canvas cotton, 280 g\/m² heavy fabric. It has one integrated inner pocket for phone, keys, or cards. Featuring 65cm(25.5in) long handles for comfortable carrying over the shoulder.\u003cbr\u003eSize 38cm width X 45cm height X 10.5cm depth (14.9W x17.7H x4.1D inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ea one-off,, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis bag is new.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54260336492871,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_2026627133627575.jpg?v=1782837038"},{"product_id":"the-official-true-crime-junkie-jute-tote","title":"The 'Official True Crime Junkie' jute tote","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 'Official True Crime Junkie' jute tote \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bag is literally wrapped in danger. Featuring cautionary ribbon sewn across, this tote doesn’t just carry your essentials—it signals to the world that you are a certified investigator of life’s daily chaos. It’s a total conversation starter (or stopper, depending on how much they fear your involvement).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt features Crime Scene \/ No Not Enter ribbon in various directions all over the tote, on both sides. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eYou've heard of \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"17\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e'DO NOT ENTER'\u003c\/i\u003e but allow me to introduce the Chinese factory remix of \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"86\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e'NO, NO ENTER'\u003c\/i\u003e. It really adds a layer of frantic, grammatically questionable drama to the crime scene, creating an even more unique item for you. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bag: Laminated jute bag with long handles (60cm) and two canvas sides. The measurements are 42W x 33H x 19D (16.5W x 13H x 7.4D inches). Made from cotton and jute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ea one-off, you will truly never find another version of this. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bag is new.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54260364607815,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_2026627135034139.jpg?v=1782837490"},{"product_id":"the-beautifully-dramatic-delightfully-petty-and-hilariously-honest-energy-laptop-backpack","title":"The 'Beautifully Dramatic and Delightfully Petty' laptop backpack","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 'Beautifully Dramatic and Delightfully Petty' laptop backpack\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAre you a beautiful mix of highly dramatic, delightfully petty, and completely clueless about what you’re doing in life? ME TOO! Shall we be besties? If your daily survival strategy involves (a tiny bit of) exaggeration and a lot of looking cute, this backpack was literally made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrey laptop backpack with 5 patches, which have been hand sewn onto the bag. At the top left you have, 'Sounds like bullshit to me' and top right you have, 'Pretty and petty AF'. In the middle you have, \"I'll get over it jut gotta be dramatic first'. On the lower zippered pocket you have, 'Tell me I'm pretty' and 'I have no idea what I'm doing'. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bag: Grey laptop backpack features a spacious main compartment, specially designed for laptops or tablets up to 12\" with a front zippered pocket. Adjustable and padded straps\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack: Mesh with trolley handle, padded shoulder straps and carry handle. Overall capacity 15L. \u003cbr\u003eThe measurements are 30Wx 42H x 4.5D (11.8W x 16.5H x 1.7D inches). Made from RPET 300D recycled polyester. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ea one-off, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bag is new.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54260378960199,"sku":null,"price":33.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_2026627133824719.jpg?v=1782837912"},{"product_id":"the-much-more-anti-social-than-planned-backpack","title":"The 'Much More Anti-Social Than Planned' backpack","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 'Much More Anti-Social Than Planned' backpack\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAre you an introvert who thrives on dark humor and true crime? Do you look at a crowded room and instantly think, \"Ew, people\"? If your daily philosophy is a mix of absolute resilience, zero tolerance for nonsense with a splash of dark humour, this backpack is about to become your ultimate emotional shield.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOlive green backpack with 6 patches, all of which have been hand sewn onto the bag. Starting at the top with, 'Ill put yo in the trunk and help people look for you, stop playing with me' and 'it is what it is'. The middle row has, 'Adulting 1 star, do not recommend', 'ew, people' with a cats head half hiding and 'in order to insult me I must first value your opinion, nice try though'. The very bottom large patch reads, 'This is Bob. Knock knock, who is it? It isn't Bob.' \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bag: Classic backpack with a timeless, streamlined design in olive green.  Capacity: 20Lm, 1 main compartment with 1 outer front pocket with zipper. \u003cbr\u003eThe measurements are 30W x 40H x 18D . (11.8W x 15.7H x 7D inches)\u003cbr\u003eMade from 600D recycled polyester. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bag is new.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ea one-off, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54260393148743,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_202662713511390.jpg?v=1782838378"},{"product_id":"the-no-regrets-jute-tote","title":"The 'No-Regrets' jute tote","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 'No-Regrets' jute tote\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eLife is way too short to try and fit into a box, this bag celebrates a chaotic blend of unbothered, slightly feral, and zero-tolerance-for-nonsense vibes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt features 6 hand sewn patches. On one side you have, 'Stay feral' in a beige khaki, 'sorry not sorry' in red, and 'this is some boo sheet' with a ghost. On the other side you have, 'shit happens' in purple, 'black sheep club' in the shape of a black sheep and ' it is what it is', in black and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bag: Laminated jute bag with long handles (60cm) and two canvas sides. The measurements are 42W x 33H x 19D (16.5W x 13H x 7.4D inches). Made from cotton and jute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ea one-off, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bag is new.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54260549681479,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_2026627134455921.jpg?v=1782838697"},{"product_id":"the-looks-cute-acts-petty-mini-backpack","title":"The \"Looks Cute, Acts Petty\" small backpack","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Looks Cute, Acts Petty\" mini backpack\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis bag has a black belt in holding a grudge. Perfectly balancing sweet looks with absolute chaos, in the cutest of ways. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIt's the ultimate bag for anyone who loves pink, sparkles, and a healthy dose of vindictive energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt features 9 patches with 3 themes, which have all been hand sewn onto the bag. The main central patch says, 'Pretty and I'm petty AF', surrounded by pink lollipiops and a few hearts. At the bottom of the shoulder straps are a lollipop and heart. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe measurements are 23 W x 40 H x 12 cm D (9 x 15.7 x 4.7 inches). Backpack made of 600D polyester with one main compartment and a front pocket with vertical zipper. Capacity up to 7 L.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ea one-off, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bag is new.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54260560691527,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_2026627134959203.jpg?v=1782839347"},{"product_id":"the-never-say-never-when-pigs-fly-jute-tote","title":"The \"Never Say Never\" when pigs fly jute tote","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Never Say Never\" when pigs fly jute tote\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLife is too short to have boring bags. They said it would only happen \"when pigs fly\"... well, guess what? Welcome to flight school! If you love all things whimsical, a little bit magical, quirky and slightly different, this adorable bag featuring sewn-on flying pigs is about to become your absolute favorite accessory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt features 4 fun flying pig hand sewn patches. 1 lonely solo flyer on one side and 3 flying pigs on the other. Sometimes seeing once isn't enough to convince you its true, the three pigs on the other side should convince you it's real. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bag: Laminated jute bag with long handles (60cm) and two canvas sides. The measurements are 42W x 33H x 19D (16.5W x 13H x 7.4D inches). Made from cotton and jute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ea one-off, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bag is new.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54260577567047,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_202662713482192.jpg?v=1782839556"},{"product_id":"the-giving-you-heavy-skull-er-energy-backpack","title":"The 'Giving You Heavy Skull-er-gy' Backpack","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 'Giving You Heavy Skull-er-gy' Backpack\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your aesthetic leans less \"sunshine and rainbows\" and way more \"creepy-cute cemetery stroll,\" this backpack was literally made for you. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrey backpack with 2 patches, which have been hand sewn onto the bag. Featuring a massive, statement-piece skull right on the front, serving absolute Memento Mori perfection. On the very top of the bag, there is a 'stay weird' patch in purple. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bag: Grey backpack with a faux letter bottom, 1 hidden front zipper pocket and 2 mesh side pockets. In the main compartment you also have a laptop compartment for upto 15\".  Back: Mesh with trolley handle, padded shoulder straps and carry handle. Overall capacity 15L. \u003cbr\u003eThe measurements are 31 Wx 42H x 12D (12.2W x 16.5H x 4.7D inches). 100% 600D high-density recycled polyester.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ea one-off, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bag is new.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54260763230535,"sku":null,"price":33.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_2026627134920362.jpg?v=1782839804"},{"product_id":"the-sweetly-sinful-staying-feral-backpack","title":"The 'Sweetly Sinful \u0026 Staying Feral' small backpack","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 'Sweetly Sinful \u0026amp; Staying Feral' backpack\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWe live in a world full of judgment—unfortunately, that’s just a fact. But instead of letting the haters get you down, why not have a little fun and poke the bear? This statement bag is the ultimate, hilarious \"F.U.\" to societal expectations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a uniquely fun compact backpack in fuchsia pink. It has one main compartment, with a zippered pocket on the front and adjustable shoulder straps. Capacity up to 7 L. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt features 3 fun (funny FU) patches, which have all been hand sewn onto the bag. The top patch says, 'I don't care what the bible says' in a heart shape with The middle patch says, 'wear rainbows hail satan'.  The bottom patch says, 'stay feral'. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe measurements are 23 W x 40 H x 12 cm D (9 x 15.7 x 4.7 inches). Backpack made of 600D polyester with one main compartment and a front pocket with vertical zipper. Capacity up to 7 L.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ea one-off, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bag is new.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54260784267591,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_2026627134642149.jpg?v=1782840449"},{"product_id":"the-no-room-for-hate-shoulder-sling-bag","title":"The \"No Room for Hate\" Shoulder Sling Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"No Room for Hate\" Shoulder Sling Bag \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIf you love bright colors and standing up for love, you know that subtlety is highly overrated. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIt’s a walking celebration of joy and community. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePhotos simply do not do this stunning, true-turquoise sling bag justice—it is a total showstopper in real life! It features 3 hand sewn patches, 'love is love' heart a the very top, 'trans rights are human rights' in the top middle and 'much gayer than originally planned' circular cat on the lower part of the bag .' A lovely colourful 'pro queer' bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tote: It has 1 very large compartment with a diagonal zipper crossing the bag. It has a small zippered pocket on the front. It has a slip waist belt. Padded velco over should strap. 100% Polyamid. \u003cbr\u003eSize 32cm width X 48cm height x 10cm depth (  12.5 x 18.9 x 3.9 in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ea one-off, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIt was originally a HP invent bag, however the cat patch has very strategically been put over the embroidery. This bag was purchased as 'very good', with no visible signs of wear. 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