{"title":"Drinkware","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIf you’re tired of boring, soul-crushing drinkware, you’re in the right place. I believe drinkware should be as wonderfully unique and weird as the thoughts you have (shhhh, it's ok your dark thoughts are safe with me... and everyone who reads your bottle). Pick your poison, keep your flesh bag hydrated and remember: \u003ci\u003enormal gets you nowhere\u003c\/i\u003e but water gets you to tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"\u003eAll water bottles have different stickers with different themes. The stickers and occasionally the entire bottle is covered in water resistant glue, allowing you to gently wash over the stickers\/bottle when needed (when you’re cleaning your bottle). I try to be clear if its just the stickers or bottle that is covered.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-proud-childless-cat-lady-water-bottle","title":"The 'Proud Childless Cat Lady' water bottle  540ml","description":"\u003cp\u003eAre you a dedicated cat parent, a fierce defender of your own peace, and someone who wears the \"childless cat lady\" badge like a sparkling crown? Say hello to new favorite accessory—the definitive, unapologetically cozy water bottle built for anyone who prefers the company of felines, quiet mornings, and living life entirely on their own terms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bottle features 4 stickers, 'pro choice pro feminism pro cats,'  'OMG! I forgot to have children!', 'childless cat lady' and 'Fueled by feminist rage'. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSleek and durable 540ml aluminum bottle in white. The bottle is a matt finish, however, 5\/6 of the bottle has been sealed and has a gloss finish. Its very light weight and easy to carry or take wherever you're going. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bottle: 540 ml capacity (18oz), made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. \u003cbr\u003eGentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this. 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The definitive feminist accountability water bottle, built for the brave souls who aren’t afraid to say the loud parts out loud, shatter ancient myths, and demand radical truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis gold water bottle has 3 stickers. The first sticker says, 'Men cause 100% of unwanted pregnancies'. The second sticker says, 'same sit different century'. The third sticker reads, 'girls bodies arent responsible for boys' thoughts'. AND MIC DROP! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe bottle: 500 ml capacity (16.9oz), made of s\u003cspan\u003etainless steel\u003c\/span\u003e with a screw cap. \u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan dir=\"auto\"\u003e Insulated, allowing for both cold and hot drinks. Attached ribbon handle to make it easier for carrying. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eGentle hand wash only.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this. 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The bottle is a matt finish, however, 5\/6 of the bottle has been sealed and has a gloss finish. Its very light weight and easy to carry or take wherever you're going. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bottle: 540 ml capacity (18oz), made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. \u003cbr\u003eGentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this. 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The first sticker says, 'stay wild moon child', the next sticker the pagan calendar wheel. The third stick says, 'blessed be' and the last sticker is a rainbow luna moth. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSleek and durable 540ml aluminum bottle in red. The bottle is a matt finish, however, 5\/6 of the bottle has been sealed and has a gloss finish. Its very light weight and easy to carry or take wherever you're going. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bottle: 540 ml capacity (18oz), made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. \u003cbr\u003eGentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this. 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The first, 'I'm too clumsy to be around fragile masculinity', the second says, 'No, I won't stay silent so you can stay comfortable' and the last reads, 'You're lucky women want equality and not revenge'. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSleek and durable 400ml aluminum bottle in gold.  It is made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. Its very light weight and easy to carry or take wherever you're going. \u003cbr\u003eGentle hand wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this. 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