{"title":"Oddities","description":"\u003cp\u003eA collection of oddities for people who like unusual things. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is where all the weird, uncategorized, 'other' stuff gets dumped. Come grab a magic payment wand to make tapping for your morning coffee feel 100% more dramatic and keep your eyes peeled for other items coming soon. If you like strange things that serve no real survival purpose, you're in the right place.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNo theme, no warnings, just pure impulse-buy bait. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConsume responsibly. Or don't.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"bippity-boppity-paid-payment-wand","title":"'Bippity boppity paid' payment wand","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e'Bippity boppity paid' payment wand\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,1\"\u003eTapping your card like a regular capitalist drone? Boring. Painful. Uninspired. Instead, whip out this literal magic wand, point it at the card reader, and whisper or SHOUT \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"2,1\" data-index-in-node=\"164\"\u003e“Bippity boppity paid”\u003c\/i\u003e while watching your bank account diminish in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003eHandcrafted for the modern witch, elder emo or anyone who wants to add a little chaotic theater to their purchases. It houses your payment card so you can cast financial spells on command. Will it stop the existential dread of spending money? No. But it makes the transaction look incredibly cool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003eGet your truly one of a kind wand because poof and it could be gone!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54331146961223,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/20260714_203500.jpg?v=1784057846"},{"product_id":"the-magical-girl-of-finance-payment-wand","title":"The \"Magical Girl of Finance\" payment wand","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"Magical Girl of Finance\" payment wand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,1\"\u003eLet’s be real: adulting is mostly just paying bills, managing existential dread, and wondering why lettuce costs so much. It is incredibly boring. So why not inject some absolute, unfiltered whimsy into your daily transactions? We all need a bit more whimsy...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,3\"\u003eThis is not a card holder—this is a\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003ePayment Wand. Tap your way through the grocery store like an anime protagonist casting a spell. Need to buy iced coffee? \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"2,3\" data-index-in-node=\"157\"\u003eBippity-boppity-boujee with this golden wand\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"2,3\" data-index-in-node=\"157\"\u003e.\u003c\/i\u003e Paying for gas? \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"2,3\" data-index-in-node=\"197\"\u003eAlakazam.\u003c\/i\u003e It turns a mundane chore into a moment of pure, silly joy that is guaranteed to make you (and your cashier) giggle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,4\"\u003eChannel your inner magical person and manifest that transaction. Tap, sparkle, and conquer the day!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003eGet your truly one of a kind wand because poof and it could be gone!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54343851245895,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/20260714_203616.jpg?v=1784058111"},{"product_id":"the-anti-boredom-payment-wand","title":"The \"Anti-Boredom\" payment wand","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"Anti-Boredom\" payment wand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003eLife is too short to pay for things normally. Seriously, who decided we had to be so serious all the time? This for those who want a bit of whimsy but without going full glitter, rainbows and dare we say over the top. The payment wand has a wee bit of glitter just around the edges. It gives magic without giving full on MAGIC. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003eBring some serious \"main character energy\" to your next checkout line with this ridiculously cute payment wand. It's the ultimate weapon against boring adult routines. Just load your card, give the terminal a dramatic little tap-and-wave, and let the magical dopamine flow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3\"\u003ePerfect for the chronically overthinking, the easily bored, and anyone who believes that a little bit of silly playfulness makes the heavy stuff in life much easier to carry. Go ahead—cast your payment spell!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003eGet your truly one of a kind wand because poof and it could be gone!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54343885160775,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/20260714_204842.jpg?v=1784058417"},{"product_id":"the-spells-stripes-swipes-payment-wand","title":"The \"Spells, Stripes \u0026 Swipes\" payment wand","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"Spells, Stripes \u0026amp; Swipes\" payment wand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003eIf we have to participate in capitalism (and we do), we might as well do it with style and a touch of \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003epizzazz\u003c\/span\u003e. This payment wand is here to save you from the absolute monotony of daily errands. Slide your card into the holder, wave your magic wand over the card reader, and watch the cash register do its thing. It’s silly, it’s theatrical and it is the exact dose of lighthearted dopamine your day needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy you need it:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0,0\"\u003eInstantly cures existential dread for approximately 3 to 5 seconds during checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,1,0\"\u003eMakes paying for boring things (like dental floss or tax prep) feel like a legendary quest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,2,0\"\u003eHigh probability of making your local cashier smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,5\"\u003eTap into the magic. You deserve a little treat, a little giggle and \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003epizzazz\u003c\/span\u003e! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003eGet your truly one of a kind wand because poof and it could be gone!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54343888011591,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/20260714_203830.jpg?v=1784058753"}],"url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/collections\/oddities.oembed","provider":"Not Emma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}