{"title":"Sale","description":"\u003cp\u003eNobody's perfect and neither is every single item that comes out of the studio. This collection is dedicated to discontinued staples and the slightly imperfect pieces that deserve love anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePLEASE NOTE:\u003c\/b\u003e All items in this category are discounted and \u003cb\u003e100% Non-Refundable\u003c\/b\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAs-Is \u0026amp; Non-Refundable:\u003c\/b\u003e Every item here is sold exactly as described. No returns, no exchanges, no takebacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy discounted?\u003c\/b\u003e Check the individual product descriptions! Items have minor cosmetic quirks that we’ve explicitly pointed out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eLife is expensive enough without paying full price for your aesthetic. 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Not suitable for hot drinks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003eThe \"Battle Scars\" Disclaimer:\u003c\/b\u003e The manufacturer got a little too excited and gave this specific bottle a small ding near the top (which I’ve highlighted in the last photo(s) so you know exactly what you're getting) and there are a few scratches. Consider it a minor structural flaw caused by the patriarchy. Because of this little dent, it’s officially on sale at a sweet, lower price. It’s still fully functional, perfectly angry, and ready to hold your emotional support beverages—just with a little extra character. \u003cstrong\u003eAs this is a SALE item, all sales are final, non refundable and non returnable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54341442437447,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/blackfem4.jpg?v=1784029683"},{"product_id":"the-aggressive-realism-water-bottle-800ml-sale-item","title":"The \"Aggressive Realism\" water bottle 800ml - sale item","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe \"Aggressive Realism\" water bottle 800ml\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis bottle starts off with some standard, optimistic wellness advice and then takes a sharp, glorious dive straight into dark existential comedy. It’s the ultimate daily shield for anyone who is trying to stay hydrated while quietly observing the chaotic absurdity of the human race.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis white bottle features 4 stickers: 'Water can solve all of your problems. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Want to have clear skin? Drink water. Are you really tired of someone? Drown them. 'What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again', 'the fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers' and 'werido'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bottle: 800 ml capacity (22oz), made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. \u003cbr\u003eGentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e⚠️ \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"3\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCharacter Building disclaimer:\u003c\/b\u003e This bottle features a small, unique dent (fully highlighted in the photos so you know exactly what you're getting!). It's perfectly imperfect but 100% functional.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eAs this is a SALE item, all sales are final, non refundable and non returnable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54342767673671,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/whitesar4.jpg?v=1784043729"}],"url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/collections\/sale.oembed","provider":"Not Emma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}