{"title":"Sold items","description":"\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"6,1\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe Archive of Existential Regret\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1\"\u003eLook, but don't touch. Or add to cart. Because you can't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003eEverything on this page is officially sold out. In my (slightly questionable) world, everything is a strict one-of-one, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003elovingly crafted and is now living its best life with someone who hit the checkout button faster than you did. Once an item finds its person, it vanishes from the shop \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFOREVERRRR — leaving behind nothing but a void where a product used to be.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEverything you see here was a total one-off, lovingly crafted and is now living its best life with someone who hit the checkout button faster than you did.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3\"\u003eConsider this a digital gallery of fucking awesome creations that are now entirely out of your reach. Use this space to find inspiration, mourn the piece that got away, or just sit quietly with the emptiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Moral of the Story:\u003c\/b\u003e If you see something you love on the main shop page, buy it. Because tomorrow it belongs here, and we don't do resurrections.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-no-room-for-hate-shoulder-sling-bag","title":"The \"No Room for Hate\" Shoulder Sling Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"No Room for Hate\" Shoulder Sling Bag \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIf you love bright colors and standing up for love, you know that subtlety is highly overrated. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIt’s a walking celebration of joy and community. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePhotos simply do not do this stunning, true-turquoise sling bag justice—it is a total showstopper in real life! It features 3 hand sewn patches, 'love is love' heart a the very top, 'trans rights are human rights' in the top middle and 'much gayer than originally planned' circular cat on the lower part of the bag .' A lovely colourful 'pro queer' bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tote: It has 1 very large compartment with a diagonal zipper crossing the bag. It has a small zippered pocket on the front. It has a slip waist belt. Padded velco over should strap. 100% Polyamid. \u003cbr\u003eSize 32cm width X 48cm height x 10cm depth (  12.5 x 18.9 x 3.9 in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ea one-off, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIt was originally a HP invent bag, however the cat patch has very strategically been put over the embroidery. This bag was purchased as 'very good', with no visible signs of wear. Not only are you an ally of the community, you're an ally with mother earth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54260796227911,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_2026627134848294.jpg?v=1782840741"}],"url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/collections\/sold-items.oembed","provider":"Not Emma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}