{"title":"Stickers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA highly curated sticker collection for the overthinkers, the neurodivergent chaos-demons and the devoted pet parents who prefer animals to most people. Whether you're a trauma-tested Gen X survivor running on caffeine and spite, an alt-goth who’s entirely out of vanilla patience or an expert self-deprecator who turns daily anxiety into punchlines, I have a sticker to match the exact, unfiltered wavelength of internal monologue.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom dark humor that makes you gasp-laugh to sweet neurodivergent safe-spaces, these are designed to make your (boring) items look like a walking mood board.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWe all know one-offs are my entire brand and soul, but I wanted everyone to be able to pocket a little piece of the chaos. So, while these aren't strictly one-of-a-kind, they \u003ci\u003eare\u003c\/i\u003e strictly limited. I’m only printing micro-batches of 30 to 50 of each design. They stay affordable, they stay accessible, but they're still gatekept for the awesome people who click \"buy\" the fastest.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eGrab a handful to fuel your current hyperfixation before they vanish into the void forever.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-female-anxiety-icon-sticker","title":"The \"Female Anxiety Icon\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe \"Female Anxiety Icon\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eLet’s be real for a second: life in this relentless simulation is stressful enough on its own but leave it to our glorious, neurospicy brains to invent an extra 90 hyper-specific, worst-case scenarios just to ensure the existential dread. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIt’s pink, it’s delightfully unhinged and it turns your daily existential spiraling into wearable self-deprecating art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,1\"\u003eThis sticker says, \"I’ve got 99 problems and 90 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head, that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Iconic plastic doll silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Hot Pink \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matte Paper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 30 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431061377351,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/99female1.jpg?v=1785078379"},{"product_id":"the-male-anxiety-icon-sticker","title":"The \"Male Anxiety Icon\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe \"Male Anxiety Icon\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eBecause spiraling out of control isn't reserved for the girlies—sometimes the guys (and non-binary pals) are fighting for their absolute life against their own brain chemistry, too. It’s the ultimate badge of honor for the brooding, anxiety-ridden over thinker. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,1\"\u003eThis sticker says, \"I’ve got 99 problems and 90 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head, that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSleek, Dark Male Silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Black\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matte Paper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 30 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431069536583,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/99male1.jpg?v=1785081318"},{"product_id":"the-stealth-mode-responsible-adult-sticker","title":"The \"Stealth Mode Responsible Adult\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe \"Stealth Mode Responsible Adult\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eYou know that incredibly specific, low-level panic that hits when you realize society expects you to know how taxes work, how to invest or why your insurance premium just went up? Yeah, me too. Introducing the definitive camouflage for anyone just pretending to have their life together: this sticker is the ultimate badge of honour for those of us living in the matrix of pretend-adulthood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Square\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Black and white \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matte Paper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 30 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431186616647,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Adult1.jpg?v=1785082049"},{"product_id":"the-bitchilante-sticker","title":"The \"Bitchilante\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Bitchilante\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eSome people preach radical kindness. We preach radical consequences. Because let’s be honest: the world is full of corporate narcissists, slow walkers and people who talk loudly on speakerphone in public and \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"210\"\u003esomebody\u003c\/i\u003e has to hold up the mirror. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,1\"\u003eEnter the ultimate icon of zero-tolerance justice: The Bitchilante. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIt’s the official badge for the reformed people-pleasers, the boundary-setting baddies, and the vigilantes of basic social etiquette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eServing pure old-Hollywood glamour with a deadly side of try me. This sticker says, \"I am only mean to people who deserve it. Kind of like a vigilant bitch. A bitchilante if you will.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A semi tan background with brown text. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431254544711,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Bitch1.jpg?v=1785082556"},{"product_id":"the-partner-in-crime-cat-sticker","title":"The \"Partner In Crime Cat\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe \"Partner In Crime Cat\" Sticker \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eSome people bond over coffee. Others bond over shared hobbies. But you and your cat? You bond over the timeless, sacred art of low-key trash talking the entire world. Me too! \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIt’s the ultimate accessory for pet parents who know their fur baby isn't just a pet—they’re a co-conspirator. Your cat already knows all your secrets, so it only makes sense that you spend your evenings dissecting the sheer audacity of your coworkers, exes, and slow-moving pedestrians together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,1\"\u003eThis sticker reads, \"My cat and I talk shit about you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Square\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A pink background with brown text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e6.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431278498119,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Cat1.jpg?v=1785083143"},{"product_id":"the-childfree-definition-sticker","title":"The \"Childfree Definition\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Childfree Definition\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eLet’s open up the dictionary to the chapter titled: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"52\"\u003eLiving Your Best Life Without Spending Your Savings On Diapers \u0026amp; Sleepless Nights. \u003c\/i\u003eIt’s the ultimate silent mic-drop for the dinner parties where people keep asking \"so, when are you having kids?\", the family reunions where your clock is constantly being monitored and the general public that thinks everyone’s biological destiny is the exact same. A subtle reminder to the world that your money goes toward disposable income, spontaneous weekend trips and peace \u0026amp; quiet.\u003cbr\u003e(As someone who is very proudly childfree, I hate how silo'd the CF community is. Hopefully these stickers can bring CF people together.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe sticker gives the pronunciation and definition of childfree, ''the voluntary and intention decision by individuals or couples not have children (biologically adoption or step parenting) and to live without parental responsibilities.\" \u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Square\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Forest green with text in white and shades of yellow\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e8cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI have currently made 100 of these but as Im so pro-childfree, this may well be a range that I continue. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431407931719,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CF1.jpg?v=1785083457"},{"product_id":"the-beverage-enthusiast-sticker","title":"The \"Beverage Enthusiast\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Beverage Enthusiast\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eHydration is great but sometimes your emotional support beverage needs to come with a salted rim and a splash of tequila, rum or vodka. It’s the ultimate badge of honor for the mixology enthusiasts, the happy-hour devotees and the friends who turn \"just one quick drink after work\" into an accidental, legendary night out. \u003cbr\u003e(This is one of my favourite stickers that I've made, as its 100% me)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe sticker says, 'COCKTAIL WHORE'. \u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Rectangular\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Light blue with black text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e5x9cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 35 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431489163591,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CW1.jpg?v=1785084037"},{"product_id":"the-cannibal-deterrent-sticker","title":"The \"Cannibal Deterrent\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Cannibal Deterrent\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eLooking for a completely foolproof, medically unproven reason to get that next sleeve finished? I've got the ultimate life-saving public service announcement for your dark-humored soul. It’s the ultimate badge of honor for the heavily inked, the true-crime junkies and anyone who uses body art as both a coping mechanism and an literal survival strategy against the weirdos of the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe sticker says, 'DAHMER SAID, \"TATTOOS TASTE TERRIBLE\", STAY SAFE FROM CANNIBALS, GET MORE TATTOOS!'\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Rectangular\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A light yellow background with text in burgundy and navy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e5x9cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 35 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431527371079,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Dahmer1.jpg?v=1785084419"},{"product_id":"the-audit-the-ego-sticker","title":"The \"Audit The Ego\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe \"Audit The Ego\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eWe have all encountered \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"24\"\u003ethat\u003c\/i\u003e guy. The one walking around with the unearned confidence of a Victorian billionaire, dropping passive-aggressive comments and acting like the world owes him a personal parade. It’s the official public service announcement for setting boundaries against mediocre men, overconfident exes and corporate narcissists who desperately need a reality check.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThis sticker reads, 'ASK YOURSELF IS MY DICK BIG ENOUGH TO BE ACTING LIKE THIS?' \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Purple background with yellow\/orange font\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431541592391,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/DIck1.jpg?v=1785084653"},{"product_id":"the-canine-superiority-sticker","title":"The \"Canine Superiority\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Canine Superiority\" Sticker \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eLet’s be completely honest about human society: most people are loud, unpredictable and drain your social battery within 30 seconds flat. Dogs, on the other hand? Whilst I'm not a personal fan, I am told they are perfect angels. Pure dopamine with zero hidden agendas. It’s the ultimate badge of honor for dog parents, rescue champions and anyone who would significantly rather stay home and hang out with their four-legged best friend than go to a networking event or a awkward small-talk party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThis sticker reads, 'My dog is cooler than most people'. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A periwinkle background with white text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e6.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431572754759,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/DogCooler1.jpg?v=1785084908"},{"product_id":"the-k-9-gossip-club-sticker","title":"The \"K-9 Gossip Club\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThe \"K-9 Gossip Club\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eYou thought it was just cat owners, didn't you? Think again. While you're out there making awkward small talk, your dog is actively taking mental notes on your terrible outfit, weird energy and complete lack of snacks. It’s the ultimate badge of honor for dog parents who treat their pup less like a pet and more like a therapist, a ride-or-die best friend and a fellow hater. Because let's be real—the moment you two get home from the walk, a full debrief is happening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThis sticker reads, 'My dog and I talk shit about you'. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A light yellow background with brown front\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431657558343,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Dog1.jpg?v=1785085614"},{"product_id":"the-unfiltered-happy-hour-sticker","title":"The \"Unfiltered Happy Hour\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Unfiltered Happy Hour\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eWhy waste a perfectly good glass of wine\/cocktail on casual small talk when you could be using it to dissect the sheer, unhinged absurdity of the world around you? It’s the ultimate motto for the ride-or-die besties, the office gossip duo and anyone whose ideal social activity involves a stiff drink, a corner booth and a complete debrief of everybody else's chaotic life choices. High spirits, low tolerances and 100% top-shelf slander.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThis sticker reads, 'Let's DRINK and JUDGE people'. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A salmon pink background with text in black and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431711101255,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Drink1.jpg?v=1785086750"},{"product_id":"the-adulthood-scammed-me-sticker","title":"The \"Adulthood Scammed Me\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Adulthood Scammed Me\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eRemember when you were eight and thought being a grown-up meant unlimited ice cream and doing whatever you wanted? Yeah, nobody warned us about the tax brackets, the mysterious lower back pain or the daily \"what's for dinner\" existential paralysis.  It’s the official badge for anyone currently staring at their inbox, holding a mountain of laundry or wondering why cheese costs as much as a small down payment. A hilariously relatable nod to the fact that we were all tricked into signing up for this 0\/10 simulation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThe sticker reads, 'Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done'. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A white background with navy text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431722242375,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Dumbest1.jpg?v=1785087064"},{"product_id":"the-trojan-dog-sticker","title":"The \"Trojan Dog\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Trojan Dog\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eLet’s drop the tough exterior for five seconds: you don’t just want people to love your dog. You want to be held. You want to be praised. You want someone to scratch \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"166\"\u003eyour\u003c\/i\u003e head and tell you you’re doing a good job. But admitting that out loud? Absolutely not. Featuring a totally unsuspecting dog looking cute on a leash, this sticker drops the ultimate hidden-cry-for-help with the words \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,1\" data-index-in-node=\"129\"\u003e\"Pet me, I'm friendly.\"\u003c\/b\u003e Except... the dog is purely structural support. The dog is the Trojan horse. The \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1,1\" data-index-in-node=\"234\"\u003ehuman\u003c\/i\u003e is the one standing there in dire need of physical affection, emotional validation and a gentle pat on the back. Cute pup on the outside, absolute chaos and attachment issues on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThe sticker reads, 'PET ME I'M FRIENDLY'. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A white background with green text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431727616327,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Friendly1.jpg?v=1785087203"},{"product_id":"the-linguistic-masterclass-sticker","title":"The \"Linguistic Fuck Masterclass\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Linguistic Fuck Masterclass\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eFor those who know me, this is by far my favourite and most used F word.  \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eEnglish is a beautiful language but let’s be honest: no single word in the human dictionary works harder than this four-letter miracle. It’s a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb, and occasionally, a full emotional breakdown. From expressing pure joy to absolute catastrophe, it’s the ultimate linguistic masterclass for anyone who appreciates the subtle art of profane poetry. Academic, articulate, and completely unhinged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis sticker breaks down \"Fuck\" with full academic precision—complete with phonetic pronunciation, part-of-speech tags and a hilariously comprehensive list of its endless, versatile definitions. Reading: 'an all purpose word used to express anger, frustration, surprise, emphasis, or utter indifference to a situation.' Along with different ways in which the word can be used. \u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Square\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A pink background with white and yellow shades of text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e8cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 100 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431740559687,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Fuck1.jpg?v=1785087604"},{"product_id":"the-infinite-abyss-sticker","title":"The \"Infinite Abyss\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Infinite Abyss\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eYou survived latchkey childhoods, drinking water straight from the garden hose, global wars, three \"once-in-a-lifetime\" financial collapses, Y2K panic and enough unprocessed trauma to power a small city. At this point, new drama doesn't phase you—it just makes you want to roll your eyes and change the cassette tape. Born from the battle-tested, unshakeable apathy of Generation X, this sticker delivers the ultimate cosmic mic-drop. It’s not just a catchphrase; it’s a life philosophy forged through decades of watching the world fall apart while being told to \"rub some dirt on it and walk it off.\" It’s the official badge for the forgotten generation that ran out of cares back in 1997. Latchkey resilience, high-level sarcasm and a complete exhaustion of empathy reserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe sticker reads, 'you cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck that I do not give'. \u003cimg style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Square\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A light green background with navy text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matte paper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431779717447,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Fucks1.jpg?v=1785092269"},{"product_id":"the-optical-overhaul-sticker","title":"The \"Optical Overhaul\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Optical Overhaul\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eRemember when your eyesight was fine, your knees didn't make popping noises and you only needed one pair of glasses—if any at all? Welcome to the club where life requires a whole customized optical lineup just to survive the day and multiple pairs around the house.  Let's be honest — you’ve got your reading glasses for tiny text, your distance glasses for driving, your blue-light blockers for screen fatigue... and then, of course, your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,2\" data-index-in-node=\"177\"\u003ewine glass\u003c\/b\u003e, your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,2\" data-index-in-node=\"194\"\u003epint glass\u003c\/b\u003e, and your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,2\" data-index-in-node=\"215\"\u003eshot glass\u003c\/b\u003e for dealing with the sheer reality of it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThe sticker reads, 'I', at the age where I need different glasses for different things'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A white background with navy text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54432281526599,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Glasses1.jpg?v=1785088649"},{"product_id":"the-dark-roast-dark-thoughts-sticker","title":"The \"Dark Roast \u0026 Dark Thoughts\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Dark Roast \u0026amp; Dark Thoughts\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eBreakfast of champions? Try a double-shot of espresso stirred with pure, unadulterated spite. Some people run on green smoothies and positive affirmations, but you? You operate on a completely different octane rating. Nice to have another member to the club!\u003cbr\u003eIt’s the official badge for the chronically overworked, the early-morning sufferers and anyone whose patience is shorter than an espresso shot. Perfect for those days when the only thing standing between you and complete breakdown is a high-caffeine intake and a healthy dose of cynicism. Dark roast, dark humor and zero calories spent on fake positivity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe sticker reads, 'I survive entirely on caffeine and hate'.\u003cimg style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Square\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A pink background with a floral border and black text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matte paper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54432291062087,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Hate.jpg?v=1785092665"},{"product_id":"the-vanilla-is-a-myth-sticker","title":"The \"Vanilla Is A Myth\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe \"Vanilla Is A Myth\" Sticker \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eLet's drop the puritan act and stop pretending anyone is living inside a G-rated catalog. Once you've crossed a certain threshold of adulthood, the \"shock value\" vanishes—and whatever happens behind closed doors between consenting adults isn't wild anymore, it’s just the standard schedule. Because seriously... who is even \"vanilla\" anymore?  It’s the ultimate badge for the alt-goth mindset that rejects societal pearl-clutching, embraces whatever consenting adults choose to do and laughs at the idea that anything is truly taboo anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThe sticker reads, 'Its only kinky the first time.' \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Square\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A yellow background with black text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matte Paper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 30 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54432315507015,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Kinky1.jpg?v=1785093307"},{"product_id":"the-no-shame-in-the-odd-sticker","title":"The \"No Shame In The Odd\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"No Shame In The Odd\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eLife is far too short to pretend you're a standard-issue human just to keep the boring people comfortable. If your soul thrives on hyper-fixations, morbid curiosities, alt aesthetics, and niche obsessions that make normal people tilt their heads in confusion—wear this badge with pride. It’s the ultimate tribute to self-acceptance in a world obsessed with conformity. Whether your \"strange things\" involve taxidermy, late-night rabbit holes, alternative lifestyles or just an aggressive collection of black clothing, this piece is a daily reminder that normal is overrated and vanilla is a trap. Unapologetic self-love, dark elegance and 100% strange-hearted pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThis sticker reads, 'Don't ever be ashamed of loving the strange things that make your weird little heart happy. - Elizabeth Gilbert'. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A galaxy rainbow background with white text \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e6.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54432327860551,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Love1.jpg?v=1785093916"},{"product_id":"the-official-brand-badge-sticker","title":"The \"Official Brand Badge\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Official Brand Badge\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eYou’re not just a customer; you’re an insider, a tastemaker and an honorary member of the team. You found the spot, you know the vibe and now it’s time to fly the colors loud, proud and completely unhinged. Centering our iconic brand logo in all its glory, this sticker is designed for one simple purpose: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,1\" data-index-in-node=\"99\"\u003eto flex the fact that you know where the real magic happens.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,2\"\u003eIt’s built for the loyalists who don't just shop here—they rave about us to their friends, drop our name in casual conversation and make sure everyone knows exactly where they get the good stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Maximalism \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis will not be a limited edition sticker, as I want as many people to \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54432336806215,"sku":null,"price":1.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/NE1.jpg?v=1785094271"},{"product_id":"the-emergency-evacuation-protocol-sticker","title":"The \"Emergency Evacuation Protocol\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Emergency Evacuation Protocol\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eLet’s establish a baseline: we do not jog. We absolutely do not sprint for fun. Cardio is a dirty word and sweat is an absolute last resort. So if you ever catch sight of us moving at anything faster than a leisurely, dignified stroll? Do not ask questions. It’s the official badge for the proudly unathletic, the disaster-averse and anyone whose only motivation for speed is an imminent threat, an approaching swarm of bees or an apocalypse. High-stakes survival logic disguised as top-tier comedy. Zero cardio enthusiasm, 100% emergency response initiative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThe sticker reads, 'If you see me running, then things have gone very badly and YOU SHOULD RUN TOO!'. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A white background with black and burgundy text. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e8cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54432339984711,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Run1.jpg?v=1785094823"},{"product_id":"the-pain-into-punchlines-sticker","title":"The \"Pain Into Punchlines\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Pain Into Punchlines\" Sticker \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eLook, everyone needs a specialized skill set. Some people excel at project management, others are great at pub trivia—and you? You’ve turned years of childhood trauma and reflexively apologizing for existing into an absolute fine art form. It’s the ultimate badge for over-thinkers, chronic apologists and anyone who uses top-tier self-roasting as their primary emotional defense mechanism. When your early years handed you a mountain of baggage, turning the pain into a punchline isn't just an outlet—it's survival, baby. If you don't laugh at your own existential crises, what \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1,2\" data-index-in-node=\"340\"\u003ecan\u003c\/i\u003e you laugh at?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThe sticker reads, '\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSelf deprecation is something I excel at.'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A white background with navy text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54432352305479,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Self1.jpg?v=1785095141"},{"product_id":"the-nervous-system-reset-sticker","title":"The \"Nervous System Reset\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Nervous System Reset\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eAh, childhood trauma: the gift that just keeps on giving... Whether it’s your loyal friend anxious attachment whispering that everyone secretly hates you or simply your brain hyper-fixating on overthinking the absolute worst-case outcome of a conversation\/scenario you’ll literally \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"272\"\u003enever\u003c\/i\u003e have... I understand this fully, in ways that I don't want to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,1\"\u003eWhen your internal monologue decides to sprint full-speed into a catastrophe spiral, this sticker is here to pull you back to reality. Designed as a step-by-step roadmap for unfucking your thought process, it turns heavy somatic work into a clear, actionable visual guide. It’s a pocket-sized manual for chronic overthinkers, hyper-vigilant survivors and anyone doing the messy work of unlearning old coping mechanisms. Perfect for turning a moment of \"why am I like this?\" into a grounded \"oh right, my brain is just trying to protect me.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,2\"\u003eThe sticker reads:\u003cbr\u003eBreaking destructive thought patterns\u003cbr\u003eLabel the emotion: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"19\"\u003e(Is it fear, abandonment, rejection, shame, etc.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eHow am I framing the situation? 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When modern language fails to convey your utter disbelief at the sheer volume of foolishness in the room, it's time to elevate your outrage to a dignified, 19th-century standard. It’s the ultimate badge for chronic onlookers, the easily appalled, and anyone whose internal reaction to workplace drama, daily news or chaos on the timeline is to pull out an imaginary monocle in sheer horror. Perfect for when you need to call out the nonsense, but want to sound like a outraged aristocrat while doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThe sticker reads, '\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePardon me, you absolute scoundrel, but what manner of tomfoolery is unfolding before my eyes?'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A green background with navy text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54440336523591,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Tom1.jpg?v=1785167275"},{"product_id":"the-challenge-accepted-ultimate-weirdo-sticker","title":"The \"Challenge Accepted: Ultimate Weirdo\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Challenge Accepted: Ultimate Weirdo\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThink you can throw off the vibe? Think you can make things uncomfortable? Kitten, you’re playing in my sandbox now. Where normal people retreat and double-check the room, you step up, grin, and take the crown. Because here, \"weird\" isn't an insult or a threat—it’s an art form, a superpower and something to be beyond proud of. It’s the ultimate badge of honor for neurodivergent chaos-demons, unapologetic outcasts and anyone who hears \"you're being weird\" and responds with \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1,2\" data-index-in-node=\"149\"\u003e\"Thank you, I've been practicing.\"\u003c\/i\u003e Bring on the hyper-fixations, the unhinged conversations and the absolute bizarre—because normal is boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThe sticker reads, 'Oh I'll make it weird. 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