{"product_id":"bippity-boppity-paid-payment-wand","title":"'Bippity boppity paid' payment wand","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,1\"\u003eTapping your card like a regular capitalist drone? Boring. Painful. Uninspired. Instead, whip out this literal magic wand, point it at the card reader, and whisper or SHOUT \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"164\" data-path-to-node=\"2,1\"\u003e“Bippity boppity paid”\u003c\/i\u003e while watching your bank account diminish in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003eHandcrafted for the modern witch, elder emo or anyone who wants to add a little chaotic theater to their purchases. It houses your payment card so you can cast financial spells on command. Will it stop the existential dread of spending money? No. But it makes the transaction look incredibly cool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54331146961223,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/products\/bippity-boppity-paid-payment-wand","provider":"Not Emma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}