{"product_id":"the-audit-the-ego-sticker","title":"The \"Audit The Ego\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe \"Audit The Ego\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eWe have all encountered \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"24\"\u003ethat\u003c\/i\u003e guy. The one walking around with the unearned confidence of a Victorian billionaire, dropping passive-aggressive comments and acting like the world owes him a personal parade. It’s the official public service announcement for setting boundaries against mediocre men, overconfident exes and corporate narcissists who desperately need a reality check.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThis sticker reads, 'ASK YOURSELF IS MY DICK BIG ENOUGH TO BE ACTING LIKE THIS?' \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Purple background with yellow\/orange font\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7.5cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431541592391,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/DIck1.jpg?v=1785084653","url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/products\/the-audit-the-ego-sticker","provider":"Not Emma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}