{"product_id":"the-coping-mechanism-water-bottle-500ml","title":"The \"Coping Mechanism\" water bottle 500ml","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Coping Mechanism\" water bottle 500ml\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt for the overthinkers, the chaos-demons and anyone whose primary survival tactic is laughing at things that should probably require a therapy session, this bold red stainless-steel flask is for you. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIt’s a bright red beacon of radical self-acceptance. Whether you’re lugging it into an insufferable corporate meeting, slamming it onto your desk during an anxiety spike or taking it on a walk to clear your over-stimulated brain, this bottle lets everyone know:\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eYes, I am staying hydrated. No, I am not okay. Yes, we are going to laugh about it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bottle features the following stickers: \"What doesn’t kill you gives you weird coping mechanisms and a twisted sense of humor\", \"Maybe swearing will help?\" and \u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\"Well, shit.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bottle: 500 ml capacity (17oz), double-walled vacuum insulation stainless steal bottle with leak-proof screw cap. A compact and portable design. \u003cbr\u003eGentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54487158128967,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/RedSShum3.jpg?v=1785597580","url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/products\/the-coping-mechanism-water-bottle-500ml","provider":"Not Emma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}