{"product_id":"the-dark-roast-dark-thoughts-sticker","title":"The \"Dark Roast \u0026 Dark Thoughts\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Dark Roast \u0026amp; Dark Thoughts\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eBreakfast of champions? Try a double-shot of espresso stirred with pure, unadulterated spite. Some people run on green smoothies and positive affirmations, but you? You operate on a completely different octane rating. Nice to have another member to the club!\u003cbr\u003eIt’s the official badge for the chronically overworked, the early-morning sufferers and anyone whose patience is shorter than an espresso shot. Perfect for those days when the only thing standing between you and complete breakdown is a high-caffeine intake and a healthy dose of cynicism. Dark roast, dark humor and zero calories spent on fake positivity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe sticker reads, 'I survive entirely on caffeine and hate'.\u003cimg style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Square\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A pink background with a floral border and black text\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matte paper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54432291062087,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Hate.jpg?v=1785092665","url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/products\/the-dark-roast-dark-thoughts-sticker","provider":"Not Emma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}