{"product_id":"the-elite-downgrade-water-bottle-800ml","title":"The \"Elite Downgrade\" water bottle 800ml","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Elite Downgrade\" water bottle 800ml\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf I didn't already have many stickered bottles, this one would be going in my own personal collection, as everything about it is very me. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1\"\u003eSome bottles whisper; this delivers a highly specific, beautifully unhinged reality check. If your vibe is \"highly observant, deeply weird, and entirely done with standard human behavior,\" you just found your new daily companion. Plastered with a killer lineup of mental health realness and sharp-tongued wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1\"\u003eThis marine blue water bottle features 4 fun stickers: 'humble enough to know I am replacement and cocky enough to know it's a downgrade', 'what doesn't kill you mutates and tries again', 'me looking for where you found the audacity', and 'normal is boring'. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bottle: 800 ml capacity (22oz), made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. \u003cbr\u003eGentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54341842403655,"sku":null,"price":21.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Bluehumour4.jpg?v=1784034903","url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/products\/the-elite-downgrade-water-bottle-800ml","provider":"Not Emma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}