{"product_id":"the-emergency-evacuation-protocol-sticker","title":"The \"Emergency Evacuation Protocol\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Emergency Evacuation Protocol\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eLet’s establish a baseline: we do not jog. We absolutely do not sprint for fun. Cardio is a dirty word and sweat is an absolute last resort. So if you ever catch sight of us moving at anything faster than a leisurely, dignified stroll? Do not ask questions. It’s the official badge for the proudly unathletic, the disaster-averse and anyone whose only motivation for speed is an imminent threat, an approaching swarm of bees or an apocalypse. High-stakes survival logic disguised as top-tier comedy. Zero cardio enthusiasm, 100% emergency response initiative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThe sticker reads, 'If you see me running, then things have gone very badly and YOU SHOULD RUN TOO!'. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSquare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A white background with black and burgundy text. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Satin \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e8cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54432339984711,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Run1.jpg?v=1785094823","url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/products\/the-emergency-evacuation-protocol-sticker","provider":"Not Emma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}