{"product_id":"the-female-anxiety-icon-sticker","title":"The \"Female Anxiety Icon\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe \"Female Anxiety Icon\" Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eLet’s be real for a second: life in this relentless simulation is stressful enough on its own but leave it to our glorious, neurospicy brains to invent an extra 90 hyper-specific, worst-case scenarios just to ensure the existential dread. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIt’s pink, it’s delightfully unhinged and it turns your daily existential spiraling into wearable self-deprecating art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,1\"\u003eThis sticker says, \"I’ve got 99 problems and 90 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head, that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Iconic plastic doll silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Hot Pink \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matte Paper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 30 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54431061377351,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/99female1.jpg?v=1785078379","url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/products\/the-female-anxiety-icon-sticker","provider":"Not Emma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}