{"product_id":"the-official-introvert-club-statement-tote","title":"The 'Official Introvert Club Statement' Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 'Official Introvert Club Statement' Tote\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo you consider canceled plans a personal victory? Is your ideal weekend spent hanging out with your pets, a good book, and as little human interaction as possible? If your social battery drains just thinking about small talk, this patch-covered tote bag is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a tote featuring hand stitched patches. 5 patches in total, 3 on the front and 2 on the back. The front has 'I'm an adult' with a person in a feetal position, 'Over thinking' and 'if you can read this you are too close'. On the back is a circle patch reading, 'The not so secret society of people who would rather be reading' and 'Shhhh...I'm introverting'. A great tote for anyone who wants to tell people to keep their distance. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% canvas cotton, 280 g\/m² heavy fabric\u003cbr\u003eIntegrated inner pocket for phone, keys, or cards\u003cbr\u003e65 cm shoulder straps for comfortable carrying\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe tote: A beige 100% canvas cotton, 280 g\/m² heavy fabric. It has one integrated inner pocket for phone, keys, or cards. Featuring 65cm(25.5in) long handles for comfortable carrying over the shoulder.\u003cbr\u003eSize 38cm width X 45cm height X 10.5cm depth (14.9W x17.7H x4.1D inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis bag is new.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54260336492871,"sku":null,"price":13.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_2026627133627575.jpg?v=1782837038","url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/products\/the-official-introvert-club-statement-tote","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}