{"product_id":"the-quirky-one-water-bottle","title":"The 'Quirky One' water bottle 540 ml","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 'Quirky One' water bottle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAre you a bit 'quirky' or a self-proclaimed weirdo who is fiercely committed to just wanting people to be kind to each other? I'm glad there are at least two of us that exist, thank you! \u003cbr\u003eThe literal definition of an emotional support water bottle, built for anyone navigating modern life with a soft heart, a beautifully chaotic mind, and a dark sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe stickers on this bottle are, 'Weirdo', 'emotional support water bottle do not pet, ' radicalized by basic decency', and 'I only get along with people who would've been lobotomized in 1945,' \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bottle: 540 ml capacity (18oz), made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. Its very light weight and easy to carry or take wherever you're going. \u003cbr\u003eGentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54254291157319,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_202662713118311.jpg?v=1782746259","url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/products\/the-quirky-one-water-bottle","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}