{"product_id":"the-ultimate-cynic-water-bottle-540ml","title":"The 'Ultimate Cynic' water bottle 540ml","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe 'Ultimate Cynic' water bottle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bottle comes pre-loaded with two iconic, deeply comforting (okay, maybe not that comforting) sticker manifestos that let everyone know exactly where you stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis green water bottle has 2 stickers on it. The first being,  'I want you to know that someone cares, not me but someone''. The second says,  he fact that theres a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers'.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSleek and durable 540ml aluminum bottle in greenSarcastic sticker. The bottle is a matt finish, however, 5\/6 of the bottle has been sealed and has a gloss finish. Its very light weight and easy to carry or take wherever you're going. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bottle: 540 ml capacity (18oz), made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. \u003cbr\u003eGentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54254613201223,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/CollageMaker_202662713924516.jpg?v=1782750035","url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/products\/the-ultimate-cynic-water-bottle-540ml","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}