{"product_id":"the-vanilla-is-a-myth-sticker","title":"The \"Vanilla Is A Myth\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eThe \"Vanilla Is A Myth\" Sticker \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0\"\u003eLet's drop the puritan act and stop pretending anyone is living inside a G-rated catalog. Once you've crossed a certain threshold of adulthood, the \"shock value\" vanishes—and whatever happens behind closed doors between consenting adults isn't wild anymore, it’s just the standard schedule. Because seriously... who is even \"vanilla\" anymore?  It’s the ultimate badge for the alt-goth mindset that rejects societal pearl-clutching, embraces whatever consenting adults choose to do and laughs at the idea that anything is truly taboo anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4\"\u003eThe sticker reads, 'Its only kinky the first time.' \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Square\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e A yellow background with black text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1,6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matte Paper\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e7cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is a limited edition sticker with 30 in total made.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Not Emma","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54432315507015,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/1783\/4311\/files\/Kinky1.jpg?v=1785093307","url":"https:\/\/notemma.com\/products\/the-vanilla-is-a-myth-sticker","provider":"Not Emma","version":"1.0","type":"link"}