Drinkware

If you’re tired of boring, soul-crushing drinkware, you’re in the right place. I believe drinkware should be as wonderfully unique and weird as the thoughts you have (shhhh, it's ok your dark thoughts are safe with me... and everyone who reads your bottle). Pick your poison, keep your flesh bag hydrated and remember: normal gets you nowhere but water gets you to tomorrow.

All water bottles have different stickers with different themes. The stickers and occasionally the entire bottle is covered in water resistant glue, allowing you to gently wash over the stickers/bottle when needed (when you’re cleaning your bottle). I try to be clear if its just the stickers or bottle that is covered.