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The Archive of Existential Regret

Look, but don't touch. Or add to cart. Because you can't.

Everything on this page is officially sold out. In my (slightly questionable) world, everything is a strict one-of-one, lovingly crafted and is now living its best life with someone who hit the checkout button faster than you did. Once an item finds its person, it vanishes from the shop FOREVERRRR — leaving behind nothing but a void where a product used to be.

Everything you see here was a total one-off, lovingly crafted and is now living its best life with someone who hit the checkout button faster than you did.

Consider this a digital gallery of fucking awesome creations that are now entirely out of your reach. Use this space to find inspiration, mourn the piece that got away, or just sit quietly with the emptiness.

The Moral of the Story: If you see something you love on the main shop page, buy it. Because tomorrow it belongs here, and we don't do resurrections.