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A highly curated sticker collection for the overthinkers, the neurodivergent chaos-demons and the devoted pet parents who prefer animals to most people. Whether you're a trauma-tested Gen X survivor running on caffeine and spite, an alt-goth who’s entirely out of vanilla patience or an expert self-deprecator who turns daily anxiety into punchlines, I have a sticker to match the exact, unfiltered wavelength of internal monologue.

From dark humor that makes you gasp-laugh to sweet neurodivergent safe-spaces, these are designed to make your (boring) items look like a walking mood board.

We all know one-offs are my entire brand and soul, but I wanted everyone to be able to pocket a little piece of the chaos. So, while these aren't strictly one-of-a-kind, they are strictly limited. I’m only printing micro-batches of 30 to 50 of each design. They stay affordable, they stay accessible, but they're still gatekept for the awesome people who click "buy" the fastest.

Grab a handful to fuel your current hyperfixation before they vanish into the void forever.

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  • The "Linguistic Fuck Masterclass" Sticker

    The "Linguistic Fuck Masterclass" Sticker

    The "Linguistic Fuck Masterclass" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Dark Roast & Dark Thoughts" Sticker

    The "Dark Roast & Dark Thoughts" Sticker

    The "Dark Roast & Dark Thoughts" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Challenge Accepted: Ultimate Weirdo" Sticker

    The "Challenge Accepted: Ultimate Weirdo" Sticker

    The "Challenge Accepted: Ultimate Weirdo" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Victorian Gaslighting" Sticker

    The "Victorian Gaslighting" Sticker

    The "Victorian Gaslighting" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Nervous System Reset" Sticker

    The "Nervous System Reset" Sticker

    The "Nervous System Reset" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Pain Into Punchlines" Sticker

    The "Pain Into Punchlines" Sticker

    The "Pain Into Punchlines" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Emergency Evacuation Protocol" Sticker

    The "Emergency Evacuation Protocol" Sticker

    The "Emergency Evacuation Protocol" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Official Brand Badge" Sticker

    The "Official Brand Badge" Sticker

    The "Official Brand Badge" Sticker

    €1,00
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  • The "No Shame In The Odd" Sticker

    The "No Shame In The Odd" Sticker

    The "No Shame In The Odd" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Vanilla Is A Myth" Sticker

    The "Vanilla Is A Myth" Sticker

    The "Vanilla Is A Myth" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Optical Overhaul" Sticker

    The "Optical Overhaul" Sticker

    The "Optical Overhaul" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Infinite Abyss" Sticker

    The "Infinite Abyss" Sticker

    The "Infinite Abyss" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Trojan Dog" Sticker

    The "Trojan Dog" Sticker

    The "Trojan Dog" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Adulthood Scammed Me" Sticker

    The "Adulthood Scammed Me" Sticker

    The "Adulthood Scammed Me" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Unfiltered Happy Hour" Sticker

    The "Unfiltered Happy Hour" Sticker

    The "Unfiltered Happy Hour" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "K-9 Gossip Club" Sticker

    The "K-9 Gossip Club" Sticker

    The "K-9 Gossip Club" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Canine Superiority" Sticker

    The "Canine Superiority" Sticker

    The "Canine Superiority" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Audit The Ego" Sticker

    The "Audit The Ego" Sticker

    The "Audit The Ego" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Cannibal Deterrent" Sticker

    The "Cannibal Deterrent" Sticker

    The "Cannibal Deterrent" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Beverage Enthusiast" Sticker

    The "Beverage Enthusiast" Sticker

    The "Beverage Enthusiast" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Childfree Definition" Sticker

    The "Childfree Definition" Sticker

    The "Childfree Definition" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Partner In Crime Cat" Sticker

    The "Partner In Crime Cat" Sticker

    The "Partner In Crime Cat" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Bitchilante" Sticker

    The "Bitchilante" Sticker

    The "Bitchilante" Sticker

    €2,00
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  • The "Stealth Mode Responsible Adult" Sticker

    The "Stealth Mode Responsible Adult" Sticker

    The "Stealth Mode Responsible Adult" Sticker

    €2,00
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