The "Aggressive Realism" water bottle 800ml - sale item

The "Aggressive Realism" water bottle 800ml

This bottle starts off with some standard, optimistic wellness advice and then takes a sharp, glorious dive straight into dark existential comedy. It’s the ultimate daily shield for anyone who is trying to stay hydrated while quietly observing the chaotic absurdity of the human race.

This white bottle features 4 stickers: 'Water can solve all of your problems. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Want to have clear skin? Drink water. Are you really tired of someone? Drown them. 'What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again', 'the fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers' and 'werido'.

The bottle: 800 ml capacity (22oz), made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. 
Gentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks.

⚠️   Character Building disclaimer: This bottle features a small, unique dent (fully highlighted in the photos so you know exactly what you're getting!). It's perfectly imperfect but 100% functional. As this is a SALE item, all sales are final, non refundable and non returnable.

All products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.