The "Dark Roast & Dark Thoughts" Sticker

The "Dark Roast & Dark Thoughts" Sticker

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The "Dark Roast & Dark Thoughts" Sticker

The "Dark Roast & Dark Thoughts" Sticker

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The "Dark Roast & Dark Thoughts" Sticker

Breakfast of champions? Try a double-shot of espresso stirred with pure, unadulterated spite. Some people run on green smoothies and positive affirmations, but you? You operate on a completely different octane rating. Nice to have another member to the club!
It’s the official badge for the chronically overworked, the early-morning sufferers and anyone whose patience is shorter than an espresso shot. Perfect for those days when the only thing standing between you and complete breakdown is a high-caffeine intake and a healthy dose of cynicism. Dark roast, dark humor and zero calories spent on fake positivity.

The sticker reads, 'I survive entirely on caffeine and hate'.

The Details:

  • Shape: Square

  • Color Palette: A pink background with a floral border and black text

  • Finish: Matte paper

  • Size: 7cm


This is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.

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