The "Emergency Evacuation Protocol" Sticker

The "Emergency Evacuation Protocol" Sticker

Let’s establish a baseline: we do not jog. We absolutely do not sprint for fun. Cardio is a dirty word and sweat is an absolute last resort. So if you ever catch sight of us moving at anything faster than a leisurely, dignified stroll? Do not ask questions. It’s the official badge for the proudly unathletic, the disaster-averse and anyone whose only motivation for speed is an imminent threat, an approaching swarm of bees or an apocalypse. High-stakes survival logic disguised as top-tier comedy. Zero cardio enthusiasm, 100% emergency response initiative.

The sticker reads, 'If you see me running, then things have gone very badly and YOU SHOULD RUN TOO!'. 

The Details:

• Shape: Square

• Color Palette: A white background with black and burgundy text. 

• Finish: Satin 
  
  
• Size: 8cm

This is a limited edition sticker with 50 in total made.