The "Hydrated & Unhinged" water bottle 800ml

The "Hydrated & Unhinged" water bottle 800ml

This bottle starts off with some incredibly solid healthcare advice and then takes a sharp, aggressive turn into survival mode. It’s the ultimate daily companion for anyone who is trying to stay healthy while simultaneously fighting the urge to completely lose their mind in public.

This white bottle features 3 stickers: 'Water can solve all of your problems. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Want to have clear skin? Drink water. Are you really tired of someone? Drown them.' 'Werido' and 'silently screaming inside'(aren't we all?).

The bottle: 800 ml capacity (22oz), made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. 
Gentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks.

All products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.