The "Mutating & Daydreaming" tumbler water bottle 1.2L

The "Mutating & Daydreaming" tumbler water bottle

This is the ultimate cup for the chronically overwhelmed who choose to cope with humor, carbs, and a heavy dose of reality. Designed to hold 1.2 liters of whatever liquid keeps the existential dread at bay, this tumbler features a sticker mix that perfectly sums up the human condition:

Part relaxed vacation vibe, part intellectual isolation, part exhaustion, and a tiny dash of nihilistic truth. Grab the straw, fill it up, and remember: if you didn't accomplish anything today, at least you stayed hydrated.

This large cup features the following stickers: 'Chip dippin', margarita sippin', 'of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice', 'I'd be unstoppable if naps counted as progress and snacks were therapy' and one of my personal favourites, what doesn't kill you mutates and tries again'. 

The drinking cup: 1.2L capacity (40oz), made of plastic with a screw lid that has a handle on the side to make it easier for carrying. The lid is a infuser lid, designed to steep or infuse. 
Gentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks.

All products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.