The 'Cynical, Unhinged and Slightly Funny' water bottle 540

Do you like your hydration with a side of dark humor and deeply relatable exhaustion? Meet your new emotional support water bottle—the only flask on the market that accurately reflects the glorious, chaotic mess of modern life.

This grey water bottle has 3 very fun stickers on it. The first being, 'I'd be unstoppable if naps were counted as progress and snacks were therapy'. The next says,  'what doesnt kill you mutates and tries again' and the last sticker says, 'It only seems kinky the first time', if you know, you know! 

Sleek and durable 540ml aluminum bottle in grey. The bottle is a matt finish, however, 5/6 of the bottle has been sealed and has a gloss finish. Its very light weight and easy to carry or take wherever you're going. 

The bottle: 540 ml capacity (18oz), made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. 
Gentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks. 

All products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.