The "Elite Downgrade" water bottle 800ml

The "Elite Downgrade" water bottle 800ml

If I didn't already have many stickered bottles, this one would be going in my own personal collection, as everything about it is very me. 

Some bottles whisper; this delivers a highly specific, beautifully unhinged reality check. If your vibe is "highly observant, deeply weird, and entirely done with standard human behavior," you just found your new daily companion. Plastered with a killer lineup of mental health realness and sharp-tongued wit.

This marine blue water bottle features 4 fun stickers: 'humble enough to know I am replacement and cocky enough to know it's a downgrade', 'what doesn't kill you mutates and tries again', 'me looking for where you found the audacity', and 'normal is boring'. 

The bottle: 800 ml capacity (22oz), made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. 
Gentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks.

All products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.