The "Expert Advice & Existential Dread" water bottle 800ml

The "Expert Advice & Existential Dread" water bottle 800ml

Some people process their anxiety in quiet reflection. We prefer to plaster it all over an emotional support water bottle and make jokes about it. If your exact vibe is "deeply introspective but fundamentally unhinged," welcome home.

This red bottle features 5 stickers: 'at least all the trauma made me hilarious', 'your anxiety is lying to you', 'it's okay not to be okay', 'stars can't shine without darkness' and 'of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advice'. 

The bottle: 800 ml capacity (22oz), made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. 
Gentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks.

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