The 'Official True Crime Junkie' jute tote

The 'Official True Crime Junkie' jute tote 

This bag is literally wrapped in danger. Featuring cautionary ribbon sewn across, this tote doesn’t just carry your essentials—it signals to the world that you are a certified investigator of life’s daily chaos. It’s a total conversation starter (or stopper, depending on how much they fear your involvement).

It features Crime Scene / No Not Enter ribbon in various directions all over the tote, on both sides. You've heard of 'DO NOT ENTER' but allow me to introduce the Chinese factory remix of 'NO, NO ENTER'. It really adds a layer of frantic, grammatically questionable drama to the crime scene, creating an even more unique item for you. 

The bag: Laminated jute bag with long handles (60cm) and two canvas sides. The measurements are 42W x 33H x 19D (16.5W x 13H x 7.4D inches). Made from cotton and jute.

All products are handcrafted and created as a one-off, you will truly never find another version of this. 

This bag is new.