The "Please Do Not Convert To A Conversation" Backpack

The "Please Do Not Convert To A Conversation" Backpack

For everyone who just wants to walk through the grocery store without making eye contact and also forgetting what it was you were suppose to buy, this bag does the talking so you don’t have to.

It features 4 fun patches, which have all been hand sewn onto the bag. The top patch says, 'Dont follow me I'm lost too'. The middle patch says, 'I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I have no idea what's going on'. The bottom patch says, 'What doesnt kill you mutates and tries again". On the very top of the bag, there is a 'stay weird' patch. 

The measurements are 34W x 46H x 13(ish)cm (13.3W x 18.1H x 5.1D inches).
It has a small zippered pocket on the front, with a drink pocket on each side, with one large compartment for all your items. Has adjustable padded shoulder straps. 
100% Polyester.

All products are handcrafted and created as a one-off, you will truly never find another version of this.

This bag was purchased as 'new without tags'. Mother Earth literally told me you’re her favorite.