The 'Sarcastic Coping Mechanisms Emotional Support' glass water bottle 650 ml

The 'Sarcastic Coping Mechanisms Emotional Support' glass water bottle

Are you entirely fed up with corporate meetings, global events, and the daily struggle of pretending to be a functional, well-adjusted human being? But seriously, me too! Ok to be fair, I have never been well adjusted...  
Say hello to your new favorite emotional support water bottle— saying exactly what everyone else at the office is thinking but is too polite to voice out loud.

It features 4 fantastic stickers. First being, 'I only get along with people who would've been lobotomized in 1945', 'I'd be unstoppable if naps counted as progress and snacks were therapy', 'Not my monkeys not my circus but I definitely know the clowns' and last and very accurately , 'who knew being an adult required so much medication?'

The bottle: Sleek and durable Glass bottle with a translucent body. 650 ml capacity (22oz), made of glass with a stainless steel lid.
Gentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks. 

All products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.