The 'Ultimate Cynic' water bottle 540ml

The 'Ultimate Cynic' water bottle

This bottle comes pre-loaded with two iconic, deeply comforting (okay, maybe not that comforting) sticker manifestos that let everyone know exactly where you stand.

This green water bottle has 2 stickers on it. The first being,  'I want you to know that someone cares, not me but someone''. The second says,  he fact that theres a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic numbers'.

Sleek and durable 540ml aluminum bottle in greenSarcastic sticker. The bottle is a matt finish, however, 5/6 of the bottle has been sealed and has a gloss finish. Its very light weight and easy to carry or take wherever you're going. 

The bottle: 540 ml capacity (18oz), made of aluminum with a screw cap that has a integrated carabiner on the top to make it easier for carrying. 
Gentle hand wash only. Not suitable for hot drinks. 

All products are handcrafted and created as 1 offs, you will truly never find another version of this.